Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

NHL Draft: Flyers take strong winger Porter Martone at sixth overall - PhillyVoice

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️.

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

How do you say "I don't speak Italian yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn Italian with you. Would you like to teach me Italian?" in Italian?

(1) STRAPON.

(3) VIBRATOR.

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

North Carolina U.S. Sen. Thom Tillis won't run for reelection in 2026 - Axios

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

(2) YOUPORN.

Totaka’s Song, one of Nintendo’s longest-running Easter eggs, found in Mario Kart World - Nintendo Everything

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

(2) DILDO.

How does an experienced gay/bi guy handle a bi-courius guy on his first time?

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

(5) LINGERIE.

US won't label China a currency manipulator amid tariff war - AP News

(1) XNXX

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

Little-known cells might be key to human brain’s massive memory - The Washington Post

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

Are judges being lenient on hard criminals?

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

How is it that a computer can generate a captcha but not solve it?

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

Royals share new photos of Prince William with children - BBC

(4) CONDOM.

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

(3) XHAMSTER

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING